Real Life Kidnapped Me - send Lawyers, Guns & Money

Okay, here's what happened. One day I was cruising along, exploring SL, spreading my wings and a very scary creature named "Work" swooped down, grabbed me and would not let me go! Oh he was a smooth talker, this Work.....promised me money for food, taught me how to use my truck again, and just made Real LIfe so much more interesting (and used his magic to make those other bad people "Bill Collectors" go away for a while too)....but I am more clever than Work! I negotiated a work release program so I can release myself from Work sometimes and come back to Second Life (the true reality) on a limited basis...starting today! I missed you guys!