After my failed attempt at finding Heaven in SL, sitting at home alone on a Friday night, and with temps in the single digits in RL, I thought Perfect needed to go looking for love. And here I learned that Love, when typed into the SL search screen, doesn't exactly mean the hearts all aflutter, but maybe some other body parts are. Oh yes, and the wallet - as in "I just LOVE these 6 inch heels!" Rather than hit the top of the list provided to me by SL's helpful love search, I dropped to the bottom and started there. Heart Reef Resort, 218,76,21, promised love in its ad, and sure enough I landed on a man named Hotrod! Stop the fantasy right there. He never responded to anything I said, and communication is pretty high in my "To Love" list. So I left him looking at his watch, and headed to the Smooth Jazz Club, 209,76,21. Lots of love there, but they were all couples. Next stop was Hot Island Sex Club on Nirvana 68,68,21. A woman pole dancing, a couple of guys camping, and two different music streams at the same time. Clutching my pixel addled forehead, I left as soon as I could. Next stop: Le Flam Club, where the first person I saw had the first name of Ebola. Fleeing from that enchanted spot, I went to a Huge Garage Sale at 168,196,36, that had Love on its list of items for sale. Hmmm. Did not see one avatar there, so perhaps that item had already been purchased. Next it was LoveHo, which is very appropriately named, at 117,122,23. There was a man there. He is a Eunuch. No kidding. It says so in his profile. He said someone needed to watch the cattle. I left before someone got out the ropes. At Salamander's Island 235,23,96, where love is on the ad, I had the opportunity to join the Salamander Torture Group....is that like a Book Club? At the Land of Seven Sins, the ad lists fun-kill-torture-love-wrath.....I did not even tp there. Too confusing! A bit weary now, and waaayyyyy off my original path, I hopped around to some more "love"ly sims and found the guy you see me pictured with above. Nice guy, but we still have a problem with that communication thing. No love for Perfect North this time! Damn.
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Looking for Love in All the Wrong Sims
After my failed attempt at finding Heaven in SL, sitting at home alone on a Friday night, and with temps in the single digits in RL, I thought Perfect needed to go looking for love. And here I learned that Love, when typed into the SL search screen, doesn't exactly mean the hearts all aflutter, but maybe some other body parts are. Oh yes, and the wallet - as in "I just LOVE these 6 inch heels!" Rather than hit the top of the list provided to me by SL's helpful love search, I dropped to the bottom and started there. Heart Reef Resort, 218,76,21, promised love in its ad, and sure enough I landed on a man named Hotrod! Stop the fantasy right there. He never responded to anything I said, and communication is pretty high in my "To Love" list. So I left him looking at his watch, and headed to the Smooth Jazz Club, 209,76,21. Lots of love there, but they were all couples. Next stop was Hot Island Sex Club on Nirvana 68,68,21. A woman pole dancing, a couple of guys camping, and two different music streams at the same time. Clutching my pixel addled forehead, I left as soon as I could. Next stop: Le Flam Club, where the first person I saw had the first name of Ebola. Fleeing from that enchanted spot, I went to a Huge Garage Sale at 168,196,36, that had Love on its list of items for sale. Hmmm. Did not see one avatar there, so perhaps that item had already been purchased. Next it was LoveHo, which is very appropriately named, at 117,122,23. There was a man there. He is a Eunuch. No kidding. It says so in his profile. He said someone needed to watch the cattle. I left before someone got out the ropes. At Salamander's Island 235,23,96, where love is on the ad, I had the opportunity to join the Salamander Torture Group....is that like a Book Club? At the Land of Seven Sins, the ad lists fun-kill-torture-love-wrath.....I did not even tp there. Too confusing! A bit weary now, and waaayyyyy off my original path, I hopped around to some more "love"ly sims and found the guy you see me pictured with above. Nice guy, but we still have a problem with that communication thing. No love for Perfect North this time! Damn.
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